An Alabama man is claiming doctors took his entire manhood when he had only wanted his hood removed in a circumcision operation.
Johnny Lee Banks is claiming Princeton Baptist Medical Center chopped off his entire penis in a bungled procedure to remove the foreskin.
Unsurprisingly, Banks claimed that he has suffered intense pain as a result and is now suing the hospital for an unknown sum for medical malpractice.
He claimed his wife - named Zelda - is also suffering as a result of the sudden void in his pants.
But the hospital has disputed the claim by dismissing it as "non-meritorious."
A spokesman said: "We have reviewed the allegations and find them to be non-meritorious. We intend to defend all counts aggressively."