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By Palash R. Ghosh: Subscribe to Palash's RSS feed | May 15, 2012 12:12 AM GMT
10. “Just think, in the half-an-hour I've spoken to you, your average student loan debt has climbed by $1,200!”
9. “As long as we got millions of Starbucks in this country, you kids will always have a job!”
8. “Joe Biden's been talking about same-sex marriage a little too much, if you get my drift.”
7. “Hillary who?”
6. “You know, I'm really gettin' a little sick of them 2 a.m. phone calls from Oprah!”
5. “Me: 1%; Y'all: 99%.”
4. If I'm re-elected, I vow to appoint George Clooney as the White House's “official Hollywood shill and lapdog!”
3. “Sorry, I really can't give you kids any career advice, since I never worked at a real job in my life either.”
2. “Y'all just know that Sanchez has gotta hate Tebow's guts! Am I right, people??”
1. “I urge all of you to vote for Mitt Romney!!”
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