@GSElevator Twitter Account Author 'J.T. Stone' Seals Goldman Sachs Expose Book Deal
@GSElevator Twitter Account Author 'J.T. Stone' Seals Goldman Sachs Expose Book Deal

The mystery tweeter behind the hugely popular profile GSElevator has been given a book deal for an undisclosed amount.

The Goldman Sachs insider will be penning a tell-all book about the behaviour of employees of the firm after gaining a mass following on Twitter.

The user, known only as JT Stone has amassed over 600,000 followers over the last three years by tweeting conversations overheard in the elevator of Goldman Sachs offices in London, Hong Kong and New York.

IBTimes UK looks at some of the best fictional Twitter profiles tweeting to the masses.

@Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord Voldemort has over two million followers and, as Harry Potter's arch enemy, tweets messages relating to current affairs with Potter references littered throughout.

Oh, JK. http://t.co/TanOsLMiEY

— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) December 13, 2013

Mondays were clearly invented by Muggles.

— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) December 9, 2013

Nelson Mandela would have been a Gryffindor.

— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) December 5, 2013

I'm not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) November 8, 2013

@Pippatips Not Pippa Middleton started tweeting a string of helpful tips about how to do all the important things in life such as host parties following the publication of real Pippa Middleton's books. The user reportedly ended up getting in a legal dispute with the real sister of Kate Middleton, forcing the mystery tweeter to make it clear it is a parody profile.

Setting light to wood, paper or other combustible items is a great way to start a fire.

— Not Pippa Middleton (@Pippatips) November 5, 2013

Gigs are like MP3s but in real life, and can be a great way to spend an evening

— Not Pippa Middleton (@Pippatips) October 4, 2013

#PippaTip: maximise the enjoyment from gift horses by popping a saddle on them and riding them round the paddock

— Not Pippa Middleton (@Pippatips) April 24, 2013

@Number10cat Larry the Cat is the parody account of David Cameron's rescue cat he adopted from Battersea Cats & Dogs Home almost three years ago. Often scornful of the prime minister and George Osborne's feline Freya, the Twitter user has more than 36,000 followers.

George Osborne is actually an anagram of "I'm a smug, patronising wally"

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 15, 2014

Playing hide and seek with Freya. She's not very good at it: pic.twitter.com/6GSxcdI0tD

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 11, 2014

I particularly liked one bit of #Sherlock pic.twitter.com/4N5mzeHkQH

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 1, 2014

@SoVeryBritish VeryBritishProblems has over 600,000 followers and looks at the classic problems people across the UK face on a daily basis. Since launching on Twitter, the profile, run by Rob Temple, became such a success a book of British problems was released at the end of last year.

Ending an email with "Thanks" as a warning that you're perilously close to losing your temper

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) January 16, 2014

Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 28, 2013

Saying sorry as a way of introducing yourself

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 24, 2013

@surisburnbook Suri's Burn Book is a parody account of Suri Cruise, the daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Based on the 'burn book' from the film Mean Girls, Suri writes down lots of mean things about other celebrity children, with particular attention to Blue Ivy, Harper Seven and North West.

This is how good my hair looks, even when I'm on a germy public swing.
This is why I'm Suri Cruise. http://t.co/2n5yp1BIwB

— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) January 6, 2014

Robin Thicke's son Julian is clearly an apple who didn't fall far from the tree. http://t.co/sOjUSfIU5o

— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) December 16, 2013

The SJP twins' leggings look: it's like an explosion of 1993 bad taste, and then multiplied by two. http://t.co/3ha84sD3GR

— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) December 2, 2013

Do the Jolie-Pitts know that clothes come in colors? http://t.co/sk4aeM1Av8

— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) November 26, 2013

@YesYoureRacist YesYoureRacist was set up by Logan James at the end of 2012 and now has almost 45,000 followers. He retweets tweets that start 'I'm not racist but': "If you have to start a sentence with 'I'm not racist, but...' then chances are you're pretty racist," his profile says.

RT @jeffdanielward: Why is there a black history month? But no white history month? We've done more than y'all.

— Yes, You're Racist (@YesYoureRacist) January 22, 2014

RT @lexxzhane: Not racist but I'm so sick of seeing all these Mexicans. WHY do they stare so hard wtf nigga you have a wife and 8 kids

— Yes, You're Racist (@YesYoureRacist) January 21, 2014

Can't believe it's an ENTIRE DAY every single year! RT @sarah_mamudd: Im not racist but im tired of seeing MLK things.

— Yes, You're Racist (@YesYoureRacist) January 20, 2014

@maggiemay_hem Maggie May is the Twitter profile of Andy Murray's dog. Set up by the Tennis player's girlfriend Kim Sears, Maggie tweets about her life with Murray, Sears and their other pet dog Rusty.

The following two profiles are not parodies, but have been given a special mention.

@JamesBlunt James Blunt, formally known for his hits such as You're Beautiful and Goodbye My Lover, has become widely recognised for his Twitter comebacks to people trying to put him down. His responses became so well regarded, several news websites said 2013 was the year that James Blunt won Twitter.

And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013

Nope, you're on your own. RT @chickenoriental: I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013

I never liked the sound of my own voice. Till it made me rich. @SamanthaMika: Does anyone else HATE james blunt's voice? I can't stand it.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 1, 2013

Most of them are single. RT @xox_Shell_xox: Is there one single James Blunt fan out there?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 8, 2013

@AndrewWK Andrew WK of Party Hard fame has gathered over 260,000 followers on Twitter thanks to his tweets informing others on how and when to party.

PARTY TIP: Being nice makes everything easier. http://t.co/HEkub9WlBa

— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) January 21, 2014

Role-playing games count as partying.

— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) January 19, 2014

Sorry, I can't post this tweet right now. I'm partying too hard!

— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) January 18, 2014

Good morning! It's time to party.

— ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK) January 16, 2014
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