iPhone 6 Dropped
A phone on the floor... it's a slow news day.

For days Apple fans have been waiting for the release of iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, other more dedicated fans have been queueing for even longer – eager to be one of the first to get their hands on the latest offering from the benevolent tech Gods.

Sleeping outside on cold pavements, a near-constant press presence, nothing but fast-food for hot meals – just some of what those queuing for the latest fashion statement... sorry, phone, have dealt with to be the proud owner of a new iPhone.

Imagine enduring that, imagine finally buying one, imagine opening up that box on live television, and then imagine dropping it on the pavement.

Idiot.