Happy birthday Kim Kardashian! The reality star turns 35 today (21 October) and we're sure that she'll be celebrating big with husband Kanye West, daughter North and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. She's already announced that she's going to be eating lots of vanilla cake with chocolate icing on the day – already sounds like a good way to commemorate the milestone to us!
Ahead of the day, she also revealed that her birthday wish is to "get skinny" after the birth of her child, but that's just one of the many perfectly bonkers things that Kardashian has said over the years. To celebrate her birthday with her, IBTimesUK takes a look back at some of the hilarious statements the outspoken star has said in the past...
On fashion faux pas... "I hate when women wear the wrong foundation colour. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear make-up too light."
"I'll cry at the end of the day... not when I have fresh make-up on."
"Leggings killed velour sweat suits! I used to only wear them until leggings came along."
On her superhuman skills... "I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity."
On James Bond... "I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me."
On her heritage... "I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!"
On Kanye West... "I'm honoured. I love it. I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says the word bitch."
On getting pregnant... "I've been having sex 500 times a day."
On her family... "There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's like Louis Vuitton baggage."
"My baby is already more famous than you will ever be."
"I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs. You know, I think I have such a close family. I think, you know, at a young age. I think, you know, my sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family."
On her career... "What is my talent? Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented. But he's not famous. Do you know what I mean?"
On quotes... (Sorry Kim)... "People who post lots of quotes have major issues, lol. I can't take all the quotes in my feed. Twitter is ok but IG is for pics!"