Valentine's Day 2016: Top anti-love quotes to celebrate being single this year

It is that time of the year again when prices of flowers, candies, scented candles and anything pink in general are going to go up tenfold. The busiest day for Hallmark is here and couples all around the world would have made some special plans to be with their special someone (of the year).

But for all you losers who don't have anyone, and plan to sit in your parent's basement playing Call Of Duty or watching Zombies blow up on The Walking Dead, don't fret. You're not alone. Valentine's Day and the concept of love can be a bit overrated and no one better than some of the coolest Kats in the history of mankind to back you up on that.

IBTimes UK has compiled a list of some interesting anti-love quotes to share among your single buddies on this year's mushiest day:

"Don't talk to me about Valentine's Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!" - Joan Rivers

"February - the month of love..?!! No wonder the shortest one in the calendar." - Dinesh Kumar Biran (Author)

"Love is a grave mental disease." - Plato

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." — Socrates

"Today is Valentine's Day - Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!" - Jay Leno

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." — Lynda Barry

"My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it is missing, and what's there stinks." — Joan Rivers

"God gave men both a p***s and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." — Robin Williams

"A man is only as faithful as his options." — Chris Rock

"I think, therefore I'm single." - Liz Winston (Author)

"Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable." - The Wizard of Oz

"Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility." - Michael Douglas (Actor)

"A kiss may ruin a human life." — Oscar Wilde

"Love is a promise delivered already broken." — Steve Martin

"Falling in love is so hard on the knees." — Aerosmith

"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, disposable." — Cher

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." — Rodney Dangerfield

"Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife." — Groucho Marx

"The course of true love never did run smooth." - Shakespeare

"I wish that Valentine's Day came with a fast-forward button..." - Anonymous

"Valentine's Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!" - Anonymous

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Anonymous

"Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust." - Anonymous