Every few days, the North Korean news agency releases pictures of Kim Jong-un looking at everyday things, like shoes or a wall. Uniformed men with notepads are always on hand to record his thoughts. We wondered what those thoughts might be...

Kim Jong-un looking at things
"What do you mean, my card hasn't been accepted? Don't you know who I am?"Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"You have got to be kidding me. I saw chalk dust."Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"...And now I mix in the other track..."Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"So, what are those two girls going to do with that cup...?"Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"So, I guess he really couldn't swim."Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"I guess he really is terrified of heights."Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"Hmmm... I wonder how they twist these things? And why am I wearing my coat like an old lady? And who are these people who keep writing down my every thought?"Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"Four point five per cent? Have you got anything stronger?"Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"I'm sorry gentlemen. Uniforms get me aroused sometimes."Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"Try this on every maid in my kingdom, and if the shoe fits, bring her in. For questioning..."Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"It does! It looks like poo. It's not just me, is it?"Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"Why, this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hyyyydromatic..."Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"Let them eat... that green stuff."Reuters
Kim Jong-un looking at things
"Ok, guys, I think I'm stuck here. Help. Help! Guys...?"Reuters