'Disgraced' Ex-Prince Andrew Reportedly Blames 'Silent Assassin' Princess Kate For Royal Exile

If Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor hoped for a silent night this festive season, the British public has other ideas. In a year defined by his dramatic fall from grace, the former duke has found himself the punchline of the nation's Christmas festivities. The winning entry of a recent U&Gold comedy competition sums up his current standing with brutal efficiency: 'Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn't got any titles!'

While the rest of the country chuckles over crackers, the reality for the 65-year-old is far grim. As of Dec. 22, 2025, reports indicate that Andrew has been banned from the royal family's traditional Sandringham gathering.

Instead of enjoying the festive cheer, he is reportedly packing up his life at the Royal Lodge, preparing for a humiliating downgrade to the Norfolk Estate's Marsh Farm. The property, described as 'all-but abandoned', is currently a far cry from the palaces he is accustomed to, reportedly strewn with discarded cans and fish and chip boxes.

Prince Andrew Faces a Lonely Exile

The contrast between Andrew's stark reality and the lives of his relatives could not be sharper. While he was recently photographed riding alone in the pouring rain — a sombre figure in the British winter — his daughters, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie, were pictured enjoying the warmth of the inner circle. The pair reportedly joined King Charles for an early Christmas dinner at Buckingham Palace, revelling in the lap of luxury while their father faced his solitude.

Sources indicate that the isolation is having a peculiar impact on Andrew. Insiders claim Andrew has turned to his extensive teddy bear collection for 'moral support' as his social circle evaporates. Stripped of his last military title just last week, and facing eviction from his long-time Windsor home, the man once second-in-line to the throne is said to be more 'bitter' than ever.

Yet, rather than accepting responsibility for the actions that led to his ostracisation — specifically the fallout from his association with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein — he has reportedly found a scapegoat for his misfortune.

Prince Andrew Targets Kate Middleton as 'Perfect Villain'

In a twist that has stunned palace insiders, Andrew has reportedly directed his ire not at his brother, the king, but at one of the most popular figures in the monarchy: Kate Middleton. According to sources, Andrew has convinced himself that the Princess of Wales is the architect of his downfall, accusing her of 'poisoning the well' against him.

'Andrew has become completely fixated on Kate,' an insider reveals. 'He keeps going on about how she's a 'silent assassin' who's been quietly pulling the strings and whipping William into a frenzy about him'.

The animosity appears to be one-sided but deeply felt. Andrew reportedly believes that his nephew, Prince William, is being 'controlled' by Kate, whom he accuses of 'whispering in his ear' to turn him against his own blood.

This paranoid narrative paints Kate as a power-hungry manipulator rather than the dedicated senior royal the public sees. 'He's convinced himself she's far more powerful than she lets on,' the source adds. 'In his mind, Kate has become the perfect villain'.

The tension is exacerbated by geography. The Prince and Princess of Wales, both 43, recently moved into their 'forever home' at Forest Lodge, a property neighbouring Andrew's Royal Lodge. The proximity has reportedly caused significant friction.

Before news of Andrew's eviction broke, a source noted that 'Catherine shudders at the thought of living so close to Royal Lodge while Prince Andrew is still in it,' sparking speculation that the Wales family may have pushed for his swift removal.

For Andrew, the perceived betrayal cuts deep because of their formerly warm relationship. 'What makes it sting even more for Andrew is that they used to be on perfectly good terms,' says the insider. 'Now she won't give him the time of day... He's vowing to get back at her'.

Despite his threats to paint her as a pantomime villain, Kate appears unbothered. Fresh from hosting her 'Together at Christmas' carol concert and dazzling at a recent German State Banquet, she remains a pillar of the institution. As she approaches a year in remission from cancer this January, her focus is firmly on the future — one that evidently does not include her uncle-in-law.

'It's very awkward for her so she's avoiding Andrew and saying she's glad he's out of her hair,' the source concludes. 'Andrew is so narcissistic he can't understand why she would want to distance herself'.

As the royal family prepares to ring in 2026, it appears Andrew will do so from the chilly comfort of Marsh Farm, accompanied only by his grievances and his teddy bears.