A MySpace page allegedly belonging to Taylor Swift has surfaced and appears to provide an insight into what the singer was like when she was a teenager. However, it has not been established that the MySpace account, which has a number of F-bombs and sex jokes, is indeed that of the singer.
The account, claimed to be uncovered by Buzzfeed, shows Swift with wavy blonde hair, rocking a yellow T-shirt that has the words "Garland Elementary Spelling Bee Champion". In another photo, the singer is seen holding a digital camera posing with two of her friends. In the next she can be seen with cropped black hair posing for the lens.
The captions and comments that go with the pictures are hilarious. "THAT PICTURE OF ME UP AT THE TOP IS GROSS THAT IS SICK TAKE IT DOWN. It serves NO purpose other than to make me look FUGYLY. I want it off NOW. but I loove you [sic]", one says. Another one says: "Just a little reminder to you that, even though the semester may be over... I'm still quite obsessed with you. haha f**k sewing machines."
One comment is a joke about doing a sex act on a lollipop. "I definitely just deep-throated the lollipop. Heyy little girl.. do you want to know a see-ker-ett? hahahathanks for helping me with my computer troubles. I know you bend many way for me. i like dat [sic]."
Another comment reads: "Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow, I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave."
Making fun of a friend who did not make it to another's top eight list, yet another comment said: "I read your complaining comment about how your not on abilgails top 8. Well, how could you be? I'M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHA."