Thanks to the seriously bent minds of Mashable's The Watercooler department, Game of Thrones fans can get a glimpse of what political attack ads might look like if the rival leaders had Super PACS to pay for the messages. They might point out that Daenerys Targaryen eats horse hearts, Jon Snow is a flip-flopper whose best friend is a dangerous animal. And Stannis Baratheon? He had sex with a witch.

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